1. 7 of the Best Sexy Secret Santa Gifts


    Being part of a secret Santa is that much more fun if the presents are sexy.

    No one really wants novelty socks or cheap-smelling hand cream when they could be getting the gift of an orgasm instead!

    Secret Santa doesn't have to be a tat-filled snooze fest. Give the gift of sexual happiness to your nearest and dearest this year instead!

    Here are 7 of the best sexy secret Santa gifts you can give to people you care about this Christmas.

    Silent Night

    If you're planning to gift someone a sex toy, you can't go wrong with a bullet vibrator!

    We've picked out a discreet secret Santa present that packs a powerful punch.

    Not only is the Tracy Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator under $25, but it's whisper-quiet (a perfect buy for anyone headed home to a house full of extended relatives this December!).

    candle set

    Carols by Candlelight

    This just may be the ultimate stealth gift. To the rest of the group, it just looks like your secret Santa got a normal set of candles. But that's where they'd be wrong!

    There's no better way to tap into that Yuletide feeling then by lighting the Lovehoney Sweet Glow Massage Candle Gift Set.

    Ambience, delectable scents and an indulgent massage all for under $25 – now that's a Christmas miracle!

    nookii game

    'Tis the Season to Get Lucky

    Playing party games is a big part of the Christmas season, so why not take that tradition and give it an X-rated twist?

    Cheeky gifts like the best-selling adult board game Nookii make for perfect secret Santa gifts.

    Check out our other Sexy Games – you're bound to find a pastime that's perfect.

    unwrap me lingerie

    Naughty or Nice

    All I want for Christmas is you - gift-wrapped scantily clad.

    Designed to turn you into a perfectly wrapped gift, the Naughty Knot Unwrap Me Sexy Body Bow is fully adjustable and opens easily with just one tug.

    Your secret Santa will love wrapping themselves up and gifting themselves to someone special.

    FSOG jiggle balls

    Jiggle All the Way

    You've heard the Christmas tune "Silver Bells"? Well, get ready for Silver Balls!

    The Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Jiggle Balls are an ideal gift for fans of the steamy series and, importantly, they're beginner-friendly.

    If you've feeling extra-generous, team these jiggle balls with some Lovehoney Enjoy Water Based Lubricant and you've got yourself a Christmas care package ready to go!

    That's the Jingle Bell Lock

    Well, they do say you should buy people gifts they wouldn't get for themselves.

    It's not that easy to lock yourself up, so a pair of Lovehoney Red Furry Handcuffs will undoubtedly be well received by your secret Santa.

    With two sets of keys and a quick-release lever, there will be peace on Earth and peace of mind this Christmas season.

    I Wanna Wish You A Merry Christmas (From the Bottom of My Heart)

    We're so busy stuffing our faces during silly season that we can end up neglecting other orifices!

    The Lovehoney Classic Silicone Beginner's Butt Plug is another sex toy that's made for secret Santa.

    Under $20, compact and non-intimidating, this classic butt plug has a slender neck, tapered tip and a flared base (because safety first okay?)

    Audrey Andrews is a student blogger for Lovehoney. In her spare time she loves to do craft, but would not advise knitting your own condoms.

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