1. About Lovehoney

    We just want you to be happy!

    Hello, we're Lovehoney...

    And we're the sexual happiness people, and we make a fun, fulfilling sex life available to everyone. We're the global leader in sexual happiness and ship orders in discreet, boring brown boxes direct from from our warehouse in Brisbane, straight to your door.

    Back in 2002, buying a sex toy used to involve being confronted by seedy, male-centric websites with in-your-face, pornagraphic images and packaging. But colleagues and friends Neal Slateford and Richard Longhurst decided it was time things changed, and a new era of sex toy shopping began.

    Fast-forward 15 years from our humble beginnings with a single computer in Richard's flat, and you could say we're very (very) proud of what we've achieved so far. Here's a brief history of Lovehoney:

    The History of Lovehoney in 4 Minutes

    We celebrated 15 years of sharing sexual happiness in 2017. Want to find out what where it all began and what we've achieved so far? Watch the short film above.

    We just want you to be happy...

    Making customers happy is what makes us smile. And here's how we do it:

    • An international team of 300 (and growing) staff members to advise, pack, pick and ship your orders.
    • We've won awards for our incredible Customer Service (you can read about all our awards here) and are proud to be open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
    • Over 220,000 customer reviews

    What makes us different?

    Our delivery and returns policy sets us apart from our competitors.

    • We have a 30 day free returns policy and a 1 year product guarantee
    • All our parcels are tracked as standard (meaning no lost parcels), and if you place an order before 5.30pm it'll be dispatched the same day.
    • Having an account also means you earn loyalty points with each shop - you get 2,500 just for joining - and other Perks including money off vouchers, birthday and anniversary discounts and free delivery.
    • Our team are on hand to help, no matter how small the query, and we even have English, French, German, Dutch, Spanish and Welsh speakers manning the phones and emails. If you'd rather chat in another language, just let us know and we'll see what we can do!

    No other company in our industry offers this level of commitment to customer satisfaction.

    Our brands

    Lovehoney

    We develop unique, innovative sex toys and sexual wellbeing products, and have teamed up with some of the most fun and exciting brands out there to bring you the very best of sexual happiness. Here are just a few of our line-up:

    1. Group brands - FSOG desktop

      The only official range of Fifty Shades of Grey pleasure products, developed in association with author E L James.

    2. LH Group - Brands - Motley Desktop

      This official collection of face-meltingly powerful vibrators is your excess all areas pass to pleasure from the world’s most notorious band.

    3. Group Brands - Motorhead

      Rock yourself senseless with a collection of toys that deliver the sort of power and pleasure you’d expect from the ‘loudest band on Earth’.

    4. Group brands - desire desktop

      Feel the difference with this collection of luxurious sex toys expertly designed with only one thing in mind: ultimate sexual happiness.

    5. Broad City Sex Toys

      Revel in the free spirit of New York with the Broad City range of cheeky, loud and proud sex toys, inspired by the hit Comedy Central sitcom.

    6. Group brands - lovehoney lingerie desktop

      A range that embraces classic lingerie styles in a range of sensual fabrics, Lovehoney Lingerie is designed by and exclusive to Lovehoney.

    7. Group brands - Happy Rabbit desktop

      Happy Rabbit redefines the rabbit vibrator: it's rechargeable, silicone, powerful and quiet. Available in three styles for sublime stimulation.

    8. LH Group - Brands Tracey Cox desktop

      Leading sex expert Tracey Cox develops her range of sex toys, lubes and pleasure products exclusively with Lovehoney.

    9. Group Brands - Bondage Boutique Desktop

      Our top-quality range classic, comfortable and chic bondage pieces, crafted to captivate partners, whether new or experienced to BDSM.

    1. Group brands - FSOG mobile

      The only official range of Fifty Shades of Grey pleasure products, developed in association with author E L James.

    2. group brands - motley crue mobile

      This official collection of face-meltingly powerful vibrators is your excess all areas pass to pleasure from the world’s most notorious rock band.

    3. Group brands - Motorhead mobile

      Rock yourself senseless with a collection of toys that deliver the sort of power and pleasure you’d expect from the ‘loudest band on Earth’.

    4. Broad City Sex Toys

      Revel in the free spirit of New York with the Broad City range of cheeky, loud and proud sex toys, inspired by the hit Comedy Central sitcom.

    5. Group brands - desire mobile

      Feel the difference with this collection of luxurious sex toys expertly designed with only one thing in mind: ultimate sexual happiness.

    6. group brands - tracey cox mobile

      Leading sex expert Tracey Cox has sold more than two million books worldwide. Tracey develops her range of sex toys, lubes and pleasure products exclusively with Lovehoney.

    7. group brands - lovehoney lingerie mobile

      A range that embraces classic lingerie styles in a range of sensual fabrics, Lovehoney Lingerie is designed by and exclusive to Lovehoney.

    8. Group brands - happy rabbit mobile

      Happy Rabbit redefines the rabbit vibrator: it's rechargeable, silicone, powerful and quiet. Available in three styles - Natural, Realistic and G-Spot - for perfect stimulation.