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  1. Lovehoney Photo Rules

    Please follow these guidelines when you're uploading your sexy pics.

    Yes please - allowed!

    • Cleavage
    • Lingerie
    • Bums
    • Legs
    • Faces

    No thank you - not allowed!

    • Penises
    • Testicles
    • Vaginas
    • Labia
    • Anuses
    • Nipples
    • Sexual activity

    All photos must be approved before they go live on your profile.

    We try our best to approve your photos as quickly as possible and they are usually live on the site within one working day. Occasionally during busy times this could take slightly longer. Please try to be patient. Don't worry, we haven't forgotten you!

    If the picture you wish to upload is too revealing or offensive, it won't be approved and it will deleted from our system.

    Once we have approved your picture, it will appear on your profile page and some may appear on relevant product pages too.