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    1. Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 8 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars29 reviews

      8 flaccid inches? Now that's an impressive package. Position this soft and floppy packer in your underwear and enjoy the gorgeous look of a big bulge in your pants. With a soft flat base, Limpy is comfortable for prolonged wear and entirely skin safe.

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      1. Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 8 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      8 flaccid inches? Now that's an impressive package. Position this soft and floppy packer in your underwear and enjoy the gorgeous look of a big bulge in your pants. With a soft flat base, Limpy is comfortable for prolonged wear and entirely skin safe.

      Get the effect of a soft and floppy penis with this delightful packing dildo. Made from TPE for an authentic texture, the limp 8 inch dick is realistic from its pronounced head to its squishy balls.

      Key Features:

      • Large, 8 inch long realistic limp penis with balls
      • Soft, squashy and unsuitable for penetration
      • Perfect for increasing the size of your package
      • Natural looking shaft, head and balls
      • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge
    1. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Texture: Textured
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    2. How it measures up

      • Base type: Flat
      • Circumference: 5 inches
      • Length: 8 inches
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: No
      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 8 Inch 29 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 8 Inch
      2. Limpy Soft Packing Dildo 8 Inch

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    1. Great purchase

      Reviewed: 16 July 2019 by Reallifemrgrey, a Gay Engaged Male

      As a gay man, I love the feeling of a dick against mine and this feels as good as the real thing!

      Seriously turns me on! I’d actually rather have this than the real thing! My new favourite toy! It even warms up to feel even more realistic! Highly recommended.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Size, feel, everything.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Amazing.
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    1. Get it before it's discontinued

      Reviewed: 18 September 2018 by Harley Quinn, a Bisexual Single Female

      I have Mr Limpy in 6" and I use it for solo play - to fondle and suck on while I'm using a realistic dildo. The 6" is the perfect size for me to deep-throat and it adds to the fantasy of a gangbang.

      I've wanted the "full collection" for a while. I was sent my birthday discount and I had some points to use so this was the perfect time. I got this 8" as the 7" was out of stock and this 8" is going to be discontinued, which is a shame!

      I was so excited to open the discreet LH box and my eyes lit up at the sight of it! There is a slight powdery smell, which vanishes when cleaned before use.

      This Mr Limpy 8" is so beautiful - to look at, to touch, to stroke, to fondle, to lick, to suck.

      It completely fulfils my "monster white cock" fantasy. The girth is so realistic, palming it got me very excited. The design and detail are amazing. The cute little peehole gives the tip of your tongue something to play with while you caress the realistic balls.

      I thought it would be too big, and it is very slightly - but that's a good thing. This size is perfect for practising - handjobs, blowjobs, deep-throating. I love fondling it, sucking on it and smacking myself lightly with it (lol!) just as I'm about to orgasm.

      Starting with this toy and then moving on to a realistic dildo is the closest I get to the thrill of anonymous encounters.

      I really recommend buying this before it's gone for good!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The look and the feel.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A nice, big, cock. ..Without the drama.. ;-P
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    1. Amazing product

      Reviewed: 24 May 2018 by blaze33624, a Gay Single Male

      I just got this in the mail today.

      All I can say is this is very lifelike. I was worried about the size being too large. For me, it's perfect. If you position it correctly in tight-fitting underwear, it's hard to tell that it's not the real thing.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The size and texture were perfect.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Perfect for making a man feel a little more confident when out and about.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes