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    1. Slippery Vinyl Fitted King Size Bedsheet

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      1. Slippery Vinyl Fitted King Size Bedsheet

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    1. Product Description

      Slip and slide your way to climactic bliss with this fitter PVC sheet. Perfect for mattresses, sofas or any other soft furnishing you'd like to protect, enjoy lubed up fun, watersports or practice learning how to squirt without leaving a soggy puddle.

      As not seen in the Laura Ashley catalogue.

      Unfortunately this product is not available for despatch outside of Europe.

      Key Features:

      • Fitted PVC bedsheet for protecting soft furnishings during messy play
      • 100% waterproof - perfect for squirting, watersports, sploshing and nuru massage
      • Elasticated corners keep sheet where you need it throughout play
      • Wipe-clean surface is easy to care for (not suitable for machine washing)
      • Endless uses - slip it over any furniture for total protection
      • Sheet dimensions: 220cm x 220cm (7'2" x 7'2")

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Slippery Vinyl Fitted King Size Bedsheet
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    1. One of our best purchases

      Reviewed: 31 March 2019 by Hewhoisiam

      We had a sheet many years ago that got torn, never got round to replacing it as it was a flat sheet so moved around. Once we saw this fitted on we decided to give it a go.

      We have a high mattress but it fitted well and didn’t move. Had a fun time and it was nice to use a lot of oil without worrying about damaging the bed. We got so slippery that we had to use the under bed restraints to keep her in place!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Worry-free oily sex.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Will never be without one again.
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    1. It's huge but good

      Reviewed: 17 August 2018 by Vixywolf, a Bisexual Single Female

      As the title says, this sheet is huge. I have a king size bed and it was large on that. But it does the job, you slide but not too much when using oils and lubes and it keeps the bed beneath dry and clean.

      I put it on top of the sheet to keep it clean because you can't sleep on it in any comfort - but it's really quick to remove and you can shove it in the corner for later. And the security of not ruining the mattress or mucking up sheets let me have two huge squirty orgasms the first time we used it because I wasn't holding back - I hadn't even realised I had been doing that but I have been - for years.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      You can relax and enjoy yourself without worrying about ruining mattresses.
      Cons
      Great for sex - not for sleep - this is not a criticism of it.
      Bottom line
      Smashing.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Definitely a bedroom essential

      Reviewed: 16 December 2016 by Naughtynurse07

      I really recommend this product.

      It's very useful to have instead of using towels. This is much sexier and feels fun. Fits perfectly right under the mattress so I'm not scared of anything leaking through.

      My partner and I used hot oil for massages and this sheet was perfect for it and also for other bodily fluids to lie around on.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The size and the material.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Sexy bedroom essential.
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    1. Couldn't live without it

      Reviewed: 20 September 2016 by Teaser/Pleaser, a Straight Married Male

      This fitted sheet is a must.

      In use, it stays where it is supposed to be. Gone are the days of playing with lube and finding ourselves sticking to the dry sheets that simply absorb all oils and get filthy in the process. Now with less lube than required before we are sloshing around like a pair of mud wrestlers at a Hedonism party.

      We used copious amounts of Earthly Body Naked in the Woods Massage Oil 237ml as purchased from Lovehoney. We effectively got a Nuru equivalent massage which made us cum over and over, it was so erotic. The feel of slippery skin against slippery skin is something we love and shall experience time and again.

      The slipperiness of it all meant that everything slipped into everywhere with the greatest of ease. My space probe managed to dock in all available ports and even made it to Uranus, well, not yours, hers, without the usual scream.

      A brilliant sheet, definitely worth every penny. (Note - this product did not come with the slippery girl in the picture.)

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Perfect for slipper massage and erotic sex.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great product that makes our sex life even more erotic.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Like A Slip 'n' Slide

      Reviewed: 23 May 2016 by TJ2201, a Straight Going Steady Female

      This product is basically amazing. It is a completely waterproof PVC sheet which fits over a king-size mattress, protecting it from becoming wet during playtime. It is perfect both for sensual massage when using copious amounts of lube, or for if you are someone, such as my partner, who experiences ‘squirting’ orgasms. She and I have had some of our most enjoyable sex using the sheet (and an entire bottle of baby oil) as it not only allows us to enjoy ourselves without the worry of a wet mattress, but the feeling of our oiled bodies moving against one another on our sheet was indescribably pleasurable, and resulted in multiple orgasms for both of us.

      It is easy to fit, taking only seconds, and can be placed over existing sheets. The fitted edges mean that the sheet stays secure, even during passionate lovemaking. The sheet very quickly becomes like a slip ‘n’ slide, while the sheets and mattress underneath stay perfectly dry. Once playtime is over, the sheet is just as easy to remove and wash off in the bath or shower.

      Some may be put off by the idea of vinyl, but don’t fret – this isn’t anything too experimental, just a fun way to spend an evening. Use with: lots of lube, candles and a partner who isn’t afraid to get slippery… Alternatively, use with your favourite toy – the sheet is just as enjoyable for solo use.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Easy to fit, fun to use, and completely waterproof.
      Cons
      The only negative is storage as the sheet is somewhat bulky.
      Bottom line
      Great fun to use, especially for sensual massage or for girls who 'squirt' during orgasm.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes