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    1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 9 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars13 reviews

      Realism meets fantasy with this 9" dildo, ready to bring you other-worldly orgasms with its impressive stature. Covered in lifelike detailing with its tapered head and raised veins along the shaft, this dildo is for those seeking ultra pleasurable play.

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      1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 9 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Realism meets fantasy with this 9" dildo, ready to bring you other-worldly orgasms with its impressive stature. Covered in lifelike detailing with its tapered head and raised veins along the shaft, this dildo is for those seeking ultra pleasurable play.

      The slight curve on this seductive creature is perfect for targeting G-spots and P-spots.

      Explore solo pleasure with the suction cup base or strap it into a harness for couple's play.

      Always use with a good slathering of water-based lube.

      Authentic detailing meets perfect proportions with the Lifelike Lover Ultra collection of prodigious penises. Impressive in both looks and size, and with a solid suction cup for versatile play, these high-quality cocks are guaranteed to hit the spot and stay hard all night long.

      Pleasure doesn't have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.

      Key Features:

      • Impressive 9 inch realistic dildo with authentic detailing
      • The subtle curve is ideal for targeting those G and P-spots for incredible orgasmic bliss
      • Enjoy additional stimulation from the tapered head and raised veins along the length of the shaft
      • Perfect for play with a partner thanks to the harness-compatible flared base
      • Enjoy solo sensations and hands-free fun with the super strong suction cup
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3.5 inches
      • Base type: Flared with Suction
      • Circumference: 6.5 inches
      • Insertable Length: 9 inches
      • Length: 9.5 inches
      • Oring diameter: 2 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Material: PVC
      • Texture: Textured
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: Yes
      • Has balls: No

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 9 Inch 13 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 9 Inch
      2. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 9 Inch

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    1. Filling fun

      Reviewed: 1 June 2019 by Dove88, a Straight Going Steady Male

      We got this in a little anniversary set. It’s been a while since we bought something from LH and what better way to get back to it than with this product.

      As always the main packaging is very discreet, once opened it comes in a slick white box and think it can’t be as big as the box surely, I was wrong. This big thick dildo came out into my hands, gave it a palm grasp and hardly any movement, you could immediately tell this was going to be filling.

      We fooled around with our other toys first then got straight down to it, I like for her to take control of this sort of stuff. (Mainly so I can’t wimp out!) It’s the biggest thing we own and was a little daunting at first but once in, woah. The feel of this is amazing, so much that I am thinking about the next time to use it.

      I haven’t been able to take it the whole 9 inches yet but I’ll get there.

      Tip for amateurs/novice, make sure you warm up with some other toys or plugs first and use plenty of lube.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Build quality, the feel, oh the feel.
      Cons
      Nothing, not even one thing.
      Bottom line
      Amazing product to get the day off to the right start.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. The best dildo I ever had inside me

      Reviewed: 6 March 2019 by adam_beast, a Straight Married Male

      I spent a lot of time looking for a right dildo for me. I don't want too much girth, but at the same time I want it to be long. Basics pink dildos were okay, but I also wanted some of the bend. And then this thing popped up.

      First of all it is beautiful made, photos don't make justice how realistic the texture looks like, especially the head. It was an immediate turn-on. Additionally the silicone here is a bit squishy, so it is very pleasurable to touch.

      After a bit of warm up I had it in me (not whole length but that will take some work, and I was in a hurry) and it was the best experience I ever had with a dildo. Its size is not overbearing, it has right amount of give and is very pleasurable. Also suction cup is great as it hold very well even to non-smooth surfaces.

      Cleaning after use was easy.

      Overall great experience. I cannot wait for my wife to peg me with it.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Shape and the material.
      Cons
      Everything was okay.
      Bottom line
      Great choice for intermediate to advanced anal play.
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    1. Wow

      Reviewed: 2 February 2019 by Touch it..., a Bisexual Single Female

      I picked this up from the post office and rushed home, expecting to behold a large dildo. What flopped out of the box and onto my bed with a thud, was nothing short of breathtaking!

      A beautiful behemoth lay before me, truly something to behold.

      I made sure no one was home, closed the blinds and set to work.

      Before long I had struggled my mouth over the head and just the head of this beast filled my admittedly small mouth.

      So after becoming adequately warmed up, I decided it was time. I suction cupped it to the wall (which holds extremely well) and tried as best I could for a solid 10 minutes to get the head in my behind.

      I did it after a thorough work out just for the head (which is gorgeously shaped and feels amazing!). The shaft was sublime, with its slight taper, it keeps pushing your limits while gently massaging you with its delectable veiny detail.

      P.s. Great work on making it not taste of anything. The other toys I have that aren't metal have horrible tastes to where oral is impossible, and that is an important part of play for me.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything from the first look to the trembling orgasms!
      Cons
      Might be thicker than you expect.
      Bottom line
      Heaven!
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    1. Hands down the best dildo I've ever had

      Reviewed: 17 January 2019 by Darragh, a Straight Engaged Male

      Came in a nice discreet box and got here within 2 days. Very happy with the delivery.

      This dildo is perfect. It's big, but not so big that it's uncomfortable like some other dildos I've had, so it's all pleasure. It's firm with a soft surface, so it glides in and out and feels amazing. Looks like a real BBC, which is great.

      I'm extremely happy with my purchase.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Length, girth and texture.
      Cons
      Can't complain. I'm pretty damn happy with it.
      Bottom line
      Large but not too large. Feels great. Excellent dildo for the price.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Really great purchase

      Reviewed: 23 November 2018 by kakeees, a Straight Single Female

      Absolutely love this toy. I purchased it and second-guessed myself until it arrived.

      It definitely took a couple of goes, but it’s got to be one of my favourite toys now.

      Feels very weirdy, but really amazingly - soft and almost skin-like.

      Flexible, doesn’t feel like there’s rods in it to make it super straight, which is nice as it’s so big, so that makes it more comfortable.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Feel, size, softness.
      Cons
      Nothing, I love it.
      Bottom line
      Amazing, highly recommend.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes