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    1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ballsy Dildo 9.5 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars24 reviews

      This is one ballsy lover. He's ready and raring to guarantee pure pleasure wherever and whenever you please. 9 insertable inches, raised veins and a meaty pair of balls at the base give this guy the confidence to please all of your sweetest inner spots.

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      1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ballsy Dildo 9.5 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      This is one ballsy lover. He's ready and raring to guarantee pure pleasure wherever and whenever you please. 9 insertable inches, raised veins and a meaty pair of balls at the base give this guy the confidence to please all of your sweetest inner spots.

      Use the super strong suction cup to stick your dildo to a smooth, flat hard surface to enjoy its full length in all its glory. Or, if you want to share the experience with a partner, strap it into a harness and enjoy fantastic strap-on play.

      Use with a generous helping of lube to get the best out of your ballsy new chum.

      Authentic detailing meets perfect proportions with the Lifelike Lover Ultra collection of prodigious penises. Impressive in both looks and size, and with a solid suction cup for versatile play, these high-quality cocks are guaranteed to hit the spot and stay hard all night long.

      Pleasure doesn't have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.

      Key Features:

      • Lifelike 9.5 inch dildo with detailing for the real deal experience
      • Textured shaft with raised veins, a pronounced head and a pair of bulbous balls provide intense stimulation
      • Strong suction cup base provides sturdy hands-free experience
      • Perfect for use in a harness for strap on play
      • Use the balls for external stimulation or as a helpful handle to anchor your new love
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3.5 inches
      • Base type: Flared with Suction
      • Circumference: 7 inches
      • Insertable Length: 9 inches
      • Length: 11 inches
      • Oring diameter: 2.25 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Material: PVC
      • Texture: Textured
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: Yes
      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ballsy Dildo 9.5 Inch 24 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Bedroom bliss

      Reviewed: 12 July 2019 by doodlebabe

      My partner bought this for me to keep me happy whilst he is away working, OMG he know what this girl wants.

      Bought for when we have phone sex and OMG this cock rocks, with my Baby on the phone and this big boy in my puss it is 45 minutes of pure bliss. When my Baby comes home believe you me 4 hours in the bedroom has been extended to 7 'cos I just can't get enough of my big boys.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Every thing, the shear size of it fills me up.
      Cons
      Nothing, I would not change a thing.
      Bottom line
      This deserves second place in my bedroom.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Love this

      Reviewed: 5 July 2019 by ELgirl, a Straight Going Steady Female

      This dildo is amazing, I have worked my way up in sizes by this has to be one of the best I have used.

      It feels great and has a realistic weight to it. The suction cup works great if you want to have your hands free for other things. Make sure you have plenty of lube.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Feel.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      This dildo is amazing.
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    1. Perfect

      Reviewed: 19 June 2019 by Moongirl

      My OH wanted something that would push my limits. The girth of this certainly did that!

      The three of us had a very fun night together! If you are after a truly large dildo then this is a good option!

      Overall it was perfect for what we had been looking for!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The girth.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Perfect.
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    1. Amazing

      Reviewed: 13 June 2019 by french_scot, a Bisexual Single Male

      Wow! Let's start from the start.

      Arrived promptly in the usual discreet package. The first thing that shocked me? The weight of the box. It felt really heavy. So I opened and was speechless when I held it in my hands. I never had any toy longer than 6 inches and pretty slim.

      I didn't waste any time. Got prepared for the monster and started inserting it. Went slow initially as it is very girthy, quite a challenge. After enough play, I managed to get it all the way in. It was absolutely incredible. Didn't think I'd manage it the first time but I'm already thinking about sizing up!

      The construction is really good: flexible but sturdy at the same time. Can slightly squeeze but doesn't give too much girth away. Very easy to clean and doesn't smell.

      The suction cup is robust and a great addition.

      Hoping to get my GF to slip it into a strap-on.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Size, girth, construction, realism.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Absolutely amazing, not for the faint-hearted.
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    1. Wow, this is one big boy

      Reviewed: 4 June 2019 by S+I123, a Straight Going Steady Male

      This big guy stretched my girlfriend out to the max. We’ve always fantasised about having a threesome or myself watching her with another man. This made all my dreams come true.

      I’m an average 6.5inch with 5inch girth, this guy is huge. She loved every inch and squirted all over it. Suction cup worked great considering how heavy it is. It’s a must-buy for any couples wanting to push the boundaries.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Girth!
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Cuckold's dream!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes