1. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars70 reviews

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      1. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet

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    1. Product Description

      Get lubed to the max and make the most of your slippery selves with this heavy PVC bedsheet. Protect your bedspread, sofa, floor or any other surface and get down and dirty in style. Wipe clean and great for practicing how to squirt.

      Can be used to cover anything up to a king size bed.

      As not seen in the Laura Ashley catalogue.

      Key Features:

      • Flat PVC bedsheet for protecting soft furnishings during messy play
      • 100% waterproof - perfect for squirting, watersports, sploshing and nuru massage
      • Oversized for a secure fit that won't slip during action
      • Wipe-clean surface is easy to care for (not suitable for machine washing)
      • Endless uses - lay it on the floor or sofa for a change of scenery, or create a slip-and-slide in your back garden
      • Sheet dimensions: 200cm x 230cm (6'7" x 7'5")

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet 70 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. A perfect slippery night

      Reviewed: 4 September 2018 by Hornyholls, a Straight Married Female

      We purchased this to take things a little further in the bedroom and keeping the bed dry lol.

      It’s the perfect little thing to make that night a little more, ummm, let’s say wet and wild.

      We were covered in everything from head to toe, sliding around having goooood fun.

      Bed was bone dry after and it was easy to clean.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Bottom line
      Perfect for keeping your bed dry after a dirty night of fun.
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    1. Slippery PVC Double Bedsheet

      Reviewed: 12 July 2018 by Emerald269, a Straight Married Female

      Delightful, sexy, silky, smooth and amazing to play on without worrying about the mess.

      Does what it says on the tin; 'perfect for learning to squirt!' Had amazing fun with this and makes the bedroom into a boudoir.

      Teamed with a sexy little number and lots of slippery lube, you can get really hot and bothered with your lover, without ruining the bed!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Sexy, slinky material, lovely colour purple!
      The cleaning up of it afterwards, when you just need to rest lol!
      Bottom line
      Sexy to the max!
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    1. Simple but effective

      Reviewed: 17 October 2017 by UpThe Punx, a Bisexual Going Steady Male

      Got this as we were sick of laying out towels to absorb lube. Came promptly in a plain brown box as per from Lovehoney. Packaging wise the sheet itself comes in a simple bag and smelled slightly of holiday pool lilos.

      It's a simple sheet of slightly pearlescent purple vinyl, large enough to just cover a super king size bed if you don't worry about tucking it in, smaller beds could be covered more securely. One side is nice and glossy, great for lube or oil play though it's worth noting your skin will stick to it if not oiled or lubed. Once you are lubed or oiled up though it's great fun to slide around on.

      The other side is slightly textured, better if you're not planning of slathering yourself up but need a little protection for the bedding (if you're using the Sqweel say). Either way, it protects the bedding and is simple to clean off afterwards.

      One thing to note is that this sheet is nowhere near as strong as a normal cotton sheet. That's not to say its in any way delicate, I just wouldn't advise wearing heels if using you're indulging in "vigorous" activities.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Gorgeous colour, robust and simple to use.
      Nothing, it's a sheet that stops you trashing your bedding, what's not to like!
      Bottom line
      A great piece of practical bedroom paraphernalia I wish I'd picked up sooner.
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