New Zealand’s Sex Map Has Arrived: How Sexy is Your Suburb?

by Cailin

on Mar 24, 2022

Do Aucklanders like their dildos as long as the Sky Tower? Are the people of Queenstown up for as much adventure inside the bedroom as they are out? Let's find out.

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NZ’s suburban sex habits revealed

If you’re anything like us at Lovehoney, you’ve probably wondered how sexy your suburb is and lucky for you, we have all the answers. We’ve pulled the latest sex stats to find out the favourite sexy passtimes, popular fetishes and most common kinks of each Kiwi suburb.

Based on sex toy sales and searches across the country, we’ve found out which suburb has the wildest sexual fantasies, the most dildos purchased and even how big they like ‘em. How does your suburb match up when it comes to the national sexiness stakes?

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Where does the Lovehoney Sex Map data come from?

We analysed the shared Lovehoney customer data from the 42 largest towns and cities in New Zealand to discover the ins and outs of each suburb’s ins and outs… Yep, your area’s favourite sex toys, most common sexual fantasies and the sex statistics which define you. But don’t worry, we only used your post codes so you won’t find your home address marked with the strap-on you bought the other day (hope you’re loving it, btw).

Top sex insights from New Zealand’s cities

Drum roll, please!

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Queenstown has been getting down. The adventure capital of the world has taken out the number one spot for kinkiest place in NZ, recording the most sex toy sales of the past year as well as topping the list for butt plugs, bondage and strap-ons.

Wanaka won the silver medal, ranking second in the booty toy categories too. This tells us these South Island resort towns love to take on the slopes during the day and conquer a different type of mountain at night.

Windy Wellington loves a wild time as much as the southerners do, coming in at number three on the list. Big fans of roleplay, vibrators and 5-inch dildos, this capital city also loves a strawberry kiss according to their favourite lube flavour.

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Frisky New Zealand Sex Statistics

  • The longest dildo sizes are in Southland region’s Gore where the average size is 5.8 inches.
  • Mosgiel has found itself ranked as the least sexiest place even though it’s got some of the wettest… weather.
  • Despite being the most populated city in NZ, Auckland is the third least sexy spot on the map.
  • Strawberry is the most popular flavour of lube across the country and adult student costume sales tell us the nation has a soft spot for a certain kind of fantasy.
  • The average New Zealand dildo length is 5 inches.
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Written by Cailin. Lovehoney Editorial Team
Cailin is Lovehoney Australia's in-house content queen and loves to talk sex positivity, positions and possibly panties from time to time. And no, she still can't believe she gets to write about sex and dildos for a living.

Originally published on Mar 24, 2022. Updated on Mar 25, 2022