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    1. Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo 8 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars92 reviews

      Go bananas for the crazily curvaceous form of Lovehoney's Lifelike Lover, whose back-leaning bend makes for wild-style G-spot pleasing. Sitting proud on firm balls and a suction cup base, this dildo is topped with a veined shaft and ridged realistic head.

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    1. Product Description

      Go bananas for the crazily curvaceous form of Lovehoney's Lifelike Lover, whose back-leaning bend makes for wild-style G-spot pleasing. Sitting proud on firm balls and a suction cup base, this dildo is topped with a veined shaft and ridged realistic head.

      Authentic-feeling textured material and a realistic blushed tip means that in play this 8 incher feels just like the real deal. Submerge in warm water before use for body temperature-alike sensations, or plug the suction cup to a smooth surface to thrust away hands-free.

      Don't forget a good squeeze of water-based lube to make your dildo slippery and extra-enjoyable.

      Lifelike Lover Classic is a timeless collection of dildos that offers simple style, lasting quality, and all-encompassing satisfaction.

      Pleasure doesn't have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.

      Key Features:

      • Super-realistic dildo with balls and a suction cup base for hands-free play
      • Curved shaft for G-spot and P-spot stimulation
      • Defined veins and gland for additional texture
      • Harness compatible for varied play
      • Made from flexible, skin safe PVC
    1. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Firm
      • Material: PVC
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    2. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3.5 inches
      • Base type: Sucker
      • Circumference: 5.5 inches
      • Harness O-ring diameter: 1.75
      • Insertable Length: 8 inches
      • Length: 8.5 inches
      • Oring diameter: 1.75 inches
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: Yes
      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo 8 Inch 92 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo 8 Inch
      2. Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo 8 Inch

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    1. Baby, I love your curves

      Reviewed: 4 May 2019 by Jupiter Grant, a Straight Single Female

      Oh my word. I cannot get enough of this gem of a dildo, and have been using it almost everyday since it arrived last month! (Jupiter, you whore! 🤭)

      At 7" insertable length, it has got the perfect reach, and the 5.5" girth means it's not too daunting. It's veiny, and has a lovely helmet for caressing your inner walls.

      But it's the curve that really makes it. The curve allows this dildo to reach all the right places. Whether I go fast and shallow, or slow and deep, with each thrust this amazing dildo offers thrilling sensations that build to a mind-bending crescendo again and again and again.

      Handy tip: use a clitoral vibe to enhance the fun and double your pleasure. (My personal favourite at the moment is the Desire Rabbit Ears Clitoral Vibrator, available at LoveHoney. Trust me ladies, you need this vibe!)

      Oh, and I recommend putting a towel down!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The curve, the curve, and the curve.
      Cons
      Nothing. Except that it has turned me into a randy little whore.
      Bottom line
      Ooooohhhhhh, yes yes YES!
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    1. Why hello projectile squirting

      Reviewed: 29 April 2019 by Gosig, a Straight Married Female

      Not going to lie, I usually can't get my head around buying lots of dildos. In fact, I only bought this one on a whim because it was in the sale and I needed to bump up an order to get an offer. What did intrigue me, though, was the bend, as my G-spot is a fickle beast that is extremely well hidden. Worth a shot I thought.

      Well now, as the title says, this was the furthest I've ever squirted in any position with any toy. I was amazed with the mess I made, and this bendy fellow now lives in my bedside drawer rather than with the rest of my toys under the bed! Can't feel the veiny details, but the pronounced head on the end of such a sharp bend is what reaches what a lot of other G-spot toys cannot reach.

      I don't need all the length in so much as how far I insert the toy, but what is useful is not getting cramp having to reach so far to hold it as would be the case with shorter toys. Haven't tried riding it with the suction cup yet, but I would very much hope for similar results.

      All in all, a perfect dildo for me: length, bend, girth, all just spot-on.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Pronounced head, super bend, comfortable length.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A freakishly good dildo for me.
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    1. Wow

      Reviewed: 21 March 2019 by wellerdjs, a Straight Married Male

      Have been looking at this for a few weeks wanting to get it. Suddenly a price drop.

      And I had 20% off used my loyalty points and paid £12 for it. Came this morning. All I can say is OMG.

      I used the suction cup, which is brilliant, really strong and stays inp lace. I placed a condom over it and lubed it up. Gently eased my arse onto it and eased it in. Taking time to let it find its way.

      Wasn't long before I was taking the full length of it and OH was it amazing. Had my legs quivering with delight. Spent over an hour riding the full length. The curve is a great addition and once you find your rhythm you just can't stop. Anyone looking for a toy to really hit the right spots, I highly recommended this one. Will have you coming back for more and more.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The curve slenderness and all the veins.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Totally amazing.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes