Lovehoney needed someone with a vagina to try a variety of anal toys, so being the selfless individual that I am, I volunteered. I know, I know, it’s a bit of bummer but don’t worry, it’s all behind me now.
Jokes aside, I loved trying out these four new toys. Ok, they’re not ‘new’ per se, but all were new to me.
I haven’t had much experience with anal play or anal sex. This isn’t because I don’t want to take part in this fantastic form of fornication, quite the contrary.
If you're like us, you're currently stuck spending a lot of time at home. That could mean finishing the entire Netflix catalogue, turning a deserted island into a bustling town in Animal Crossing, and gazing forlornly out the window like little orphan Annie.
Ticking things off a sexy bucket list sounds much better than that, don't you think?
To help you make staying in the best thing since going out, here are our top 7 best sexy things we think couples have missed out on, and might like to have a crack at.
Think we missed something? Pop it in the comments!
Giving head, eating out, tossing the salad - whatever you call cunnilingus, fellatio and anilingus, one thing's for sure: oral sex is an unbelievably satisfying, intimate act.
Unsurprisingly, people have been doing it since the year dot. In the city of Pompeii, which was buried by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD, erotic frescoes depict people doing it, while the Kama Sutra suggests some tricky tongue fun positions.
And the Victorians were a pretty creative bunch when it came to describing oral – from "prick eating", to "minetting" and "eating seafood".
But despite the fact it's been around for years, even the most enthusiastic "lick-spigot" probably has a few questions and hang-ups about oral sex.
So, we thought we'd put all our tips together to bring you one big guide!
What's the best way to give a sex toy at Christmas? Well, really that's up to you, but around the dinner table with Aunt Mavis may not be the best option.
Our top tip would be to pop any sexy gifts in your partner's Christmas stocking: It's better for the giver, and the receiver.
How? Not only do most people open their stocking in the privacy of their bedroom which makes receiving a sexy treat more intimate, but most Christmas stockings are filled with an array of goodies, making the giving process a little less daunting too.
Join Jess and Lisa in this weeks special festive sex toy video to find out which toys they'd give to their partner in a stocking.
Reckon we missed a perfect toy, or got a question for us? Pop it in the comments!